Did you know that the purchase of A "Woke" Kitten Calendar for $14.99 is accompanied by the Honorary title of "Yogi" , bestowed upon all you enlightened beings by The Honorable Profits (prophets) at FedEx at the moment of purchase. Get your Spiritual Growth today while supplies last!!! I bought 2. I think that should propel past the level of His Arch Enlightenedness ,
J.P Sears himself.