A few days ago, my son and I made a chocolate-peanut-butter pie. Little did we know, it would come to life. It taunts us, day and night, “I’m in the fridge. Just take one bite; I won’t hurt you. Just grab a fork and steal a bite, no one will know. I know you’re trying to resist me, but I’m soooo delicious, come on — just take a bite, one little bite...” 👹 DAMN YOU TO HELL, EVIL TALKING PIE!!!